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Found my scissors, so I just ran with it.

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I was @dirt__locker on the bird site.
If you're at my house and you have to take a shit go home.
Most of my stuff is jokes so if you feel like responding seriously… don’t.

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Hey, I joined the party! I like #books #art #science #politics learning about anything and everything.

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Mathlete

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not the darth u are looking for

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Retired Amish Porn Star and current Amish Super Model gracing the runways from Milan to Minsk to Lancaster. Passionate Practical Progressive.

https://justmytoots.com/@amishsupermodel@mastodon.social

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Royale. With cheese.

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In the middle like a bird without a beak 🐓 Admin of this here instance 🦖 I have no idea what I'm doing 🦣 he/him 🙆‍♂️

Alt Text: Avi is the head of a rooster with a velociraptor's face instead of a beak, seen in profile and looking majestic af. The header is a hilariously inaccurate 19th-century woodcut depicting an iguanodon and a megalosaurus as big lumbering quadrapedal lizards biting each other. Neither of them seems bothered by this, in fact they both are sporting big goofy toothy grins.

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Abby. Yep. That one

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