About 𝔅𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔣 𝔊𝔦𝔪𝔩𝔦

Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks.

I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea.

"That Fed Nigger"

My wife is @Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.

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