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Bite me, Musk.

NOTE: NO BIO, NO POSTS = INSTANT BLOCK

Progressive political commentator (print, radio, podcasts) for years. I post a lot: breaking news + legit info you can use, prone to snark. My mini Australian Labradoodle, Hamilton, has trained me well.

Now where's my trough of wine? 🍷🇨🇦

#Progressive #USPolitics #VotingRights #legal #WomensRights #CivilRights #BLM #climate #Canada #journalists #politics #news #LGBTQ #DogsOfMastodon

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You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as thecuzned@mastodon.social or thecuzned at the rotting birdsite.
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Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog.
Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams.
Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general.
Pic is me (no filters).

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Midlands, UK. Humour and interesting stuff. My toots may not all be original. I follow views without necessarily endorsing them, and I unfollow most non followers. I block those who just want to argue or abuse. Ex Cop. LCFC. Header picture is 'Arriving at the Hall' by John Atkinson Grimshaw.

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My Original account: @noondlyt

Human Rights should never be rescinded and every human being should have bodily autonomy.

Kill fascism. 
#Democracy #Humor #Photography #Space #Weather #Rocks #Coins #Cheese #Condiments #Cards #Minecraft #Dogs #Cats

Avatar by @dannotdaniel

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Former "project manager," now working in "software." I frequently post "jokes."

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Writer/narrative designer. Author of Writing for Animation, Comics, and Games. Credits and signed scripts found at https://www.christymarx.com

Servant of the Moggy Horde. Currently owned by 3 cats: Kelly, Ozzy, and Tuxita.

She/her Living on Wintu lands

https://linktr.ee/christymarx

Joined Mastodon: Jan 23, 2023

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Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022

Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.

Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian
No Alt-Txt = No Follow!

https://justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.party

Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

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Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.

if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.

#memes
#minimalism

#scifi
#comics

#design
#architecture
#vectorgraphics

#FOSS
#linux

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End capitalism 👊

He/Him, Northbridge Boi #WeAreNorrebro

Who I want to be when I grow up: Dolly Parton. The Doctor. Any of the Mythbusters. A guitar player.

Who I am now: Bad guitar player. Believer in the idea that society is a thing built by the powerless to keep the powerful in check & that #politics & policy failing to reflect this are incomplete at best.

I enjoy being politically outspoken & overanalyzing #PopCulture and building weird, practical and/or funny sh*t #maker #3Dprinting

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Found my scissors, so I just ran with it.

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I have moved again so here I am. Your friend from Cleveland

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