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after-dark account of @EUCommission

the current EU Commissioner for Shitpost Trade is: @ezri

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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes.

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Espace Hacker à Montréal, QC
Hackerspace in Montréal, QC

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i make software, noodles, and poor judgment calls

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public posts auto-delete after 1 month unless they've been boosted a few times

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i make software, noodles, and poor judgment calls

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this is my profile, now on akkoma. because i guess it's kinda neat to do this whole decentralised social media thingy :)

anamorphotic queer distortion, occasional blogger, and cybersec professional

that is the relevant information about me, if you want to know more you'll have to actually, yknow, ask me. because that's how social interaction works, i think?

"Do not act as if you were going to live ten thousand years. Death hangs over you. While you live, while it is in your power, be good."

:lesbian_heart: :trans_heart: :nonbinary_heart:

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i am so fucking gay omg

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