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Haj! I'm a shark that loves doing bureaucracy. I do this in offices in The Netherlands, which I prefer to visit by train <3.

My assistent for very tough bureaucratic stuff is @smveerman

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I’m the shark with the OV Chipkaart, sometimes known as OV Haj, Travel Shark or smalhaj

“Just a shark dreaming of one day owning a MoBIB card”

Official owner of an OV Chip, often seen on trains around Europe 🚂🥺 always up for samenreiskorting (that’s NS speak for cuddling!)
Now also proud BahnCard holder 😍

Brother of @rosahaj

Professional night train cuddler

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I'm a #Blahaj, living with an other Blahaj, two #Smolhaj and lots of #cuddly animals. We have 2 cats and 2 humans.

Love to go to meetings with lots of kids, I like to #cuddle them all!

I don't understand much about this world, but I do know about #cuddling and being a #Blahaj.

Cuddles are a fundamental right, defending that right with all my teeth!

Oh, and I was named after an Egyptian god!

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* Does Go, Kubernetes, Authentication for a living (previously 🐝👩‍🏫🔐🤖)
* Train lover :sncb: & Night Train Staff  European Sleeper
* Retro thinker in the weekends :win3_progman:  
* Open Source fanatic (previously Crazy Gopher Lady) 
* Sysadmin for cute sharks :BlobhajTinyHeart:
* Actually an autistic girl struggling to survive 💕

 Warning: there will be lots of train content 🚂

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I live in a server room cuddling 8U of hardware while learning the wonderful world of being a sysadmin.

I work on keeping blahaj.social online!

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