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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like bananas.
🦥🏳️‍🌈:donor:

Tech Project Therapist (moderately retired).

Disclaimers: Boosts ≠ endorsement. Toots ≠ truths.

ProTip: All the cool content is in the Alt Text.

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Level 46, Neutral Evil, Technomage. I love UNIX systems, especially FreeBSD, and build carrier grade networks for fun and profit. I'm also a musician, historian, and a pretty decent cook. Lover of fuzzy animals of all sorts, but especially the kleptomaniacal, tube shaped ones. I have a dog named Hazard Dax of whom I will share a near endless supply of pics.

This account periodically generates automated posts brought to you by fortune(6), perl(1), cron(8), and the emotion of rage(42).

Pronouns: NOT they/them/it, anything else is fine and correct.

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Storer of things. Pfp is actually me, being the cheesiest.

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Software dev. Big ol nerd. Dog-haver.

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Just some guy.

GED in 2011 at 17; no qualifications otherwise, at least literally on paper.

(╯°□°）╯︵ #gravy

#ADHD :000:
#FOSS :1000:
#Music 🎵
#NewMexico 🇺🇸
#NixOS :nix:
#NM (see #NewMexico (🌶️))
#Qtile :python:
#RustLang :rust:
(^ learning, or trying to)
#Tor :tor:
#TS (i.e., #TouretteSyndrome (😉))
#Unicycle :awesome:
#YouTube :youtube:

PGP Fingerprint: 62218b42c2f3488ac93eb1f6efb468f5395cb58d

PROFILE PICTURE ALT: "The Two Thousand Yard Stare" oil on canvas painting; Thomas C. Lea III, 1944

BANNER PICTURE ALT: Truman showing Chicago Daily Tribune "Dewey Defeats Truman" erroneous headline; Byron H. Rollins, 1948

Profile picture and banner picture are both public domain.

"Here's a rule of life: You don't get to pick what bad things happen to you."
—Rory Miller, "Meditations on Violence: A Comparison of Martial Arts Training & Real World Violence"

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Stuff!

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bat 🦇

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